Are you really Neil Gaiman?
It doesn’t bother me if you think that Guillermo del Toro was in some ways influenced by Coraline. It wouldn’t bother me if he was (but I don’t think he was, although I know he loves Coraline).
No. I might be someone who thinks he’s Neil Gaiman, while the real Neil Gaiman walks the world in disguise, gathering material. But If I am not Neil Gaiman I wish he would come back soon.
I think I am going to make myself a cup of tea now, and go for a walk.
I’m afraid not.
Absolutely sure. I don’t have the breasts.